angryinternnoises:

newgameinlitwaks:

angryinternnoises:

newgameinlitwaks:

I ate a heart today.

I think she’d like you also that’s a little unsettling why did you eat a heart today?

It was a gift and also I was hungry.

Was it….. good?

It was delicious.

I’D HOPE SO  that sounds a little horrifying though was it?

1 day ago on April 16th, 2014 | J | 5 notes

thebluebeast:

Kuya: I DID A THING YOU’LL HAVE TO USE THE PUBLIC POOL

For at least a dozen reasons- No.

hhh whatever I don’t even care hi I missed you you taste good 

YOU SMELL SO GOOD I MISSED YOU!

1 day ago on April 16th, 2014 | J | 3 notes

angryinternnoises:

newgameinlitwaks:

I ate a heart today.

I think she’d like you also that’s a little unsettling why did you eat a heart today?

It was a gift and also I was hungry.

Was it….. good?

1 day ago on April 16th, 2014 | J | 5 notes
I'm self-lubricating but I'm glad you were thinking of me~


IT’S THE THOUGHT AND INTENTION THAT MATTERS!

1 day ago on April 16th, 2014 | J | 0 notes
I ate a heart today.

I think she’d like you also that’s a little unsettling why did you eat a heart today?

1 day ago on April 16th, 2014 | J | 5 notes

captoring:

tittily:

herooflife:

tittily:

i care about you guys and your needs

here’s a link to a 55 gallon drum of lube on amazon 

belle what the hell r u doing in this section of amazon

LIVING MY DREAMS

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1 day ago on April 16th, 2014 | J | 3,135 notes

I’VE BEEN QUIET BECAUSE MY WIFE’S BEEN EATING ME OR SOMETHING I’VE BEEN IN HER MOUTH THIS WHOLE TIME!

I’VE MISSED HER SO MUCH, I’VE MISSED THESE BONDING MOMENTS!!!!!

1 day ago on April 16th, 2014 | J | 5 notes

rapturousrhymes:

9: OH WOW PARAPPA! I’VE HEARD SO MANY GOOD THINGS ABOUT YOU! You sound like a pretty rad guy!

wow, people know about me? this is AWESOME!

I see that ur game is a new one called hover! I bet it’s real cool, it aint like no other!!!

Oh gosh thank you! I like to think we’re a new type of game in a few ways around here and that we’re pretty cool!

And of course I’ve heard of you, you’re such a recognizable name, it’s an honor to meet you!

2 weeks ago on April 1st, 2014 | J | 3 notes

ALMOST DONE SO CLOSE, TOP LAYER’S GOING TO BE CHERRY HELL YES!

3 weeks ago on March 27th, 2014 | J | 1 note
Tagged as: #Kuya 
That depends on whether or not you eventually start to mix alcohol into said pool…

Hey hey hey, no booze I plan for kids to eat this stuff too. If you’re going to mix that in make it in a separate spot.

3 weeks ago on March 27th, 2014 | J | 2 notes
HOVER
Welcome to the Game
A large heavy machine is wheeled into the arcade on a dolly and unloaded by a few men. Mr. Litwak signs for the bundle and thanks the men for the delivery. The man looks at his new purchase and pulls the tarp over it off before cleaning any stray dirt and dust from the frame before plugging the machine in. Looks like there's a new game in the arcade. (Fan game for Wreck it Ralph)
Character Status:
Akina: Progressive code damage, color temporarily changed to pink. In a low key relationship with blastedroads.
Kuya: Learning coding and hacking and very good at it.
Model 9: Promoted to playable character due to game code unlocking
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